Umm Mail and other stuff

Hello,
here is a letter from my dear...um comrade...(that makes me sound like a communist from animal farm AAHHHH PIG communists) ok so here it is

Hello my dear comrade,
This is Commander Ham Ham. I am in Poland. I am spying on the stalking mustache-ed cats, fat hippie nuns, and pubescent haystacks for my mafia. I am trusting you not to be in cahoots with them. If you are, I will hav to kill you, my friend. Well, on a brighter note, my dear friend, Noodles the llama has joined my mafia. He/She/It/Squirrel is a very good spy and enjoys killing things to eat their fingers, so I think he/she/it/squirrel will be useful in my mission. I'm sorry this letter is so short. Noodles has gotten me addited to crow feces bran muffins and they're done! WHOOPDIDEEDOO!!!!!!!!! Well goodbye my comrade.

I warned her about the mustach'ed cats if you want to know what happened here is a letter I sent to him:

Dear Noodles and Commander Ham Ham
Ok so it has been pretty normal except i have been stalked by cats. yes STALKED BY STRAY KITTEHS ok in Europe and all the places i've been when people just get bored of their pet cat they take its collar of and throw it outside. yes the abandon their cats on streets. Which is why i have waken up four times to the sound of a cat being maimed, tortured and run over by a car. if you are wondering how i know what this sounds like well your internal knowledge will just tell u : yes that freaky meowing noise is a cat being maimed. ok so back to being stalked by cats. Well when i went to see lots of castles and things around europe (on my part time vacation) in every place there was a freaky cat (one had a HAIRY MUSTACHE it was a HAIRY MUSTACHE CAT) ok so then they would stare at tourists until they took pictures of the evil kittehs planning to take of the castle and force tourists to FEED THEM ok. yes. my tirade about the evil stalking kittehs of europe is done. Now the story of the evil stalking dogs of europe. yes. stalking dogs. well when i went to places in Europe there were always these dogs that just followed our tour group of miserable old ladys and barked even when a person fed them. yes so i have been stalked by dogs AND cats.
-Mafia Fish and Aquahamster.

Ok so now you know a bit about the history between the fish mafia and the Hamster mafia. Do you have any mail for aquahamster and me? Send it to mafiafishfromthefishmafia@gmail.com do you want it posted in a blog post? Just say so in a p.s. and I'll reply.
-Mafia fish over and out