Random review of: HAMBURGERS

Hello,
It's mafia fish and aquahamster and today we will be doing our very first RANDOM REVIEW. we are a bit hyper since we stayed up all night on a mission and had to drink lots of coffee to stay awake. so here is our random review about hamburgers.

the first and most important question is why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they are not mad of ham.
we went under cover and visited the hamburger expert who said:


"1209- Genghis Khan's crowned the "emperor of all emperors," and his army of fierce Mongol horsemen, known as the "Golden Horde," conquered two thirds of the then known world. The Mongols were a fast-moving, cavalry-based army that rode small sturdy ponies. They stayed in their saddles for long period of time, sometimes days without ever dismounting. They had little opportunity to stop and build a fire for their meal. The entire village would follow behind the army on great wheeled carts they called "yurts," leading huge herds of sheep, goats, oxen, and horses. As the army needed food that could be carried on their mounts and eaten easily with one hand while they rode, ground meat was the perfect choice. They would use scrapings of lamb or mutton which were formed into flat patties. They softened the meat by placing them under the saddles of their horses while riding into battle. When it was time to eat, the meat would be eaten raw, having been tenderized by the saddle and the back of the horse.
In the late eighteenth century, the largest ports in Europe were in Germany. Sailors who had visited the ports of Hamburg, Germany and New York, brought this food and term "Hamburg Steak" into popular usage. To attract German sailors, eating stands along the New York city harbor offered "steak cooked in the Hamburg style." This is where the name "hamburger" is believed to be derived from."
-Hamb O. Guer

yes, the first one does not sound very mouthwatering. anyway the first question about hamburgers has been answered. In case you are an idiot and do not know what a hamburger is-no, wait I won't answer that look it up yourself. anyway. now we'll go to aquahamster who is comparing BURGERS OF THE WORLD. Like I said I'm very hyper

Hello it is I aquahamster testing the different burgers of the world. but I need your opinions. Do you hate like or enjoy licking hamburgers? post your comments on the bottom. This will be the end of our random review.