I have decided to tell you some information but be
warned that if this information is duplicated plagerized or used to injure, kill, fry, deep fry, fry with questionable ingrediants and kill no wait scratch that. You will be held responsible
ok so we were in Switzerland because we like swiss chocolate and skiing and we were... HELD RANSOM! I know your thinking how did they do that or hmm whats this green thing in my nose and what is ransom (its when they hold you to get someone else to do something) but it is true. anyway we were captured by.... *oooWEEEooooWEEEooOOOOO* fire breathing xiiipos. yes they used aquahamster's disguise quiz and then we weren't disguised since we were on part time vacation so they came at us on their tobogans (one crashed into a tree) and we panicked so they took us to their evil lair which was actually the childrens playroom in the lodge modified with evil technology. They fed us only crackers with a sauce made of apple juice olive oil, virgin olive oil, not virgin olive oil, olive oil from a questionable maker in venezuela and grahm crackers. If your wondering how we know this when ur trapped in a childrens playroom in and ancient ski lodge you have a lot of free time. So then the captors made a mistake they gave us a spoon to eat our old apple sauce and we dug ourselves out and fled to....and unknown island that we call DA UNKNOWN ISLAND ok sooooo join the blog and invent a new recipe for French onion soup using garlic.
-Mafia fish over and out.
p.s. It is a valuable skill to be able to dig yourself out of places so I would recomend learning it.
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