Hello,
that's right we're on the Road again back to our main head quarters! Sadly we have finished our part time vacation (we'll post some pictures later) and happily we finished our part time mission which was to keep and eye on the HAIRY MUSTACHE'ed cats, the jellyfish who are in cahoots with them (I got stung by one) and the earless ninja cats who come from the bowels of the earth. Anyway, If you look to the right somewhere you'll see aquahamster's true feelings towards airports. You'll also see other stuff. So soon it's off the the airport. However this time we made ourselves sleeping bags to be more comfortable ok so I guess I'll have to say goodbye now
Goodbye
-Mafia fish over and out
Jul 13, 2009
Jul 11, 2009
Umm Mail and other stuff
Hello,
here is a letter from my dear...um comrade...(that makes me sound like a communist from animal farm AAHHHH PIG communists) ok so here it is
Hello my dear comrade,
This is Commander Ham Ham. I am in Poland. I am spying on the stalking mustache-ed cats, fat hippie nuns, and pubescent haystacks for my mafia. I am trusting you not to be in cahoots with them. If you are, I will hav to kill you, my friend. Well, on a brighter note, my dear friend, Noodles the llama has joined my mafia. He/She/It/Squirrel is a very good spy and enjoys killing things to eat their fingers, so I think he/she/it/squirrel will be useful in my mission. I'm sorry this letter is so short. Noodles has gotten me addited to crow feces bran muffins and they're done! WHOOPDIDEEDOO!!!!!!!!! Well goodbye my comrade.
I warned her about the mustach'ed cats if you want to know what happened here is a letter I sent to him:
Dear Noodles and Commander Ham Ham
Ok so it has been pretty normal except i have been stalked by cats. yes STALKED BY STRAY KITTEHS ok in Europe and all the places i've been when people just get bored of their pet cat they take its collar of and throw it outside. yes the abandon their cats on streets. Which is why i have waken up four times to the sound of a cat being maimed, tortured and run over by a car. if you are wondering how i know what this sounds like well your internal knowledge will just tell u : yes that freaky meowing noise is a cat being maimed. ok so back to being stalked by cats. Well when i went to see lots of castles and things around europe (on my part time vacation) in every place there was a freaky cat (one had a HAIRY MUSTACHE it was a HAIRY MUSTACHE CAT) ok so then they would stare at tourists until they took pictures of the evil kittehs planning to take of the castle and force tourists to FEED THEM ok. yes. my tirade about the evil stalking kittehs of europe is done. Now the story of the evil stalking dogs of europe. yes. stalking dogs. well when i went to places in Europe there were always these dogs that just followed our tour group of miserable old ladys and barked even when a person fed them. yes so i have been stalked by dogs AND cats.
-Mafia Fish and Aquahamster.
Ok so now you know a bit about the history between the fish mafia and the Hamster mafia. Do you have any mail for aquahamster and me? Send it to mafiafishfromthefishmafia@gmail.com do you want it posted in a blog post? Just say so in a p.s. and I'll reply.
-Mafia fish over and out
here is a letter from my dear...um comrade...(that makes me sound like a communist from animal farm AAHHHH PIG communists) ok so here it is
Hello my dear comrade,
This is Commander Ham Ham. I am in Poland. I am spying on the stalking mustache-ed cats, fat hippie nuns, and pubescent haystacks for my mafia. I am trusting you not to be in cahoots with them. If you are, I will hav to kill you, my friend. Well, on a brighter note, my dear friend, Noodles the llama has joined my mafia. He/She/It/Squirrel is a very good spy and enjoys killing things to eat their fingers, so I think he/she/it/squirrel will be useful in my mission. I'm sorry this letter is so short. Noodles has gotten me addited to crow feces bran muffins and they're done! WHOOPDIDEEDOO!!!!!!!!! Well goodbye my comrade.
I warned her about the mustach'ed cats if you want to know what happened here is a letter I sent to him:
Dear Noodles and Commander Ham Ham
Ok so it has been pretty normal except i have been stalked by cats. yes STALKED BY STRAY KITTEHS ok in Europe and all the places i've been when people just get bored of their pet cat they take its collar of and throw it outside. yes the abandon their cats on streets. Which is why i have waken up four times to the sound of a cat being maimed, tortured and run over by a car. if you are wondering how i know what this sounds like well your internal knowledge will just tell u : yes that freaky meowing noise is a cat being maimed. ok so back to being stalked by cats. Well when i went to see lots of castles and things around europe (on my part time vacation) in every place there was a freaky cat (one had a HAIRY MUSTACHE it was a HAIRY MUSTACHE CAT) ok so then they would stare at tourists until they took pictures of the evil kittehs planning to take of the castle and force tourists to FEED THEM ok. yes. my tirade about the evil stalking kittehs of europe is done. Now the story of the evil stalking dogs of europe. yes. stalking dogs. well when i went to places in Europe there were always these dogs that just followed our tour group of miserable old ladys and barked even when a person fed them. yes so i have been stalked by dogs AND cats.
-Mafia Fish and Aquahamster.
Ok so now you know a bit about the history between the fish mafia and the Hamster mafia. Do you have any mail for aquahamster and me? Send it to mafiafishfromthefishmafia@gmail.com do you want it posted in a blog post? Just say so in a p.s. and I'll reply.
-Mafia fish over and out
IMPRISONMENT *gar*
Hello it is I, Mafia fish.
I have decided to tell you some information but be
I have decided to tell you some information but be
warned that if this information is duplicated plagerized or used to injure, kill, fry, deep fry, fry with questionable ingrediants and kill no wait scratch that. You will be held responsible
ok so we were in Switzerland because we like swiss chocolate and skiing and we were... HELD RANSOM! I know your thinking how did they do that or hmm whats this green thing in my nose and what is ransom (its when they hold you to get someone else to do something) but it is true. anyway we were captured by.... *oooWEEEooooWEEEooOOOOO* fire breathing xiiipos. yes they used aquahamster's disguise quiz and then we weren't disguised since we were on part time vacation so they came at us on their tobogans (one crashed into a tree) and we panicked so they took us to their evil lair which was actually the childrens playroom in the lodge modified with evil technology. They fed us only crackers with a sauce made of apple juice olive oil, virgin olive oil, not virgin olive oil, olive oil from a questionable maker in venezuela and grahm crackers. If your wondering how we know this when ur trapped in a childrens playroom in and ancient ski lodge you have a lot of free time. So then the captors made a mistake they gave us a spoon to eat our old apple sauce and we dug ourselves out and fled to....and unknown island that we call DA UNKNOWN ISLAND ok sooooo join the blog and invent a new recipe for French onion soup using garlic.
-Mafia fish over and out.
p.s. It is a valuable skill to be able to dig yourself out of places so I would recomend learning it.
Jul 6, 2009
Random review of: HAMBURGERS
Hello,
It's mafia fish and aquahamster and today we will be doing our very first RANDOM REVIEW. we are a bit hyper since we stayed up all night on a mission and had to drink lots of coffee to stay awake. so here is our random review about hamburgers.
the first and most important question is why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they are not mad of ham.
we went under cover and visited the hamburger expert who said:
"1209- Genghis Khan's crowned the "emperor of all emperors," and his army of fierce Mongol horsemen, known as the "Golden Horde," conquered two thirds of the then known world. The Mongols were a fast-moving, cavalry-based army that rode small sturdy ponies. They stayed in their saddles for long period of time, sometimes days without ever dismounting. They had little opportunity to stop and build a fire for their meal. The entire village would follow behind the army on great wheeled carts they called "yurts," leading huge herds of sheep, goats, oxen, and horses. As the army needed food that could be carried on their mounts and eaten easily with one hand while they rode, ground meat was the perfect choice. They would use scrapings of lamb or mutton which were formed into flat patties. They softened the meat by placing them under the saddles of their horses while riding into battle. When it was time to eat, the meat would be eaten raw, having been tenderized by the saddle and the back of the horse.
In the late eighteenth century, the largest ports in Europe were in Germany. Sailors who had visited the ports of Hamburg, Germany and New York, brought this food and term "Hamburg Steak" into popular usage. To attract German sailors, eating stands along the New York city harbor offered "steak cooked in the Hamburg style." This is where the name "hamburger" is believed to be derived from."
-Hamb O. Guer
yes, the first one does not sound very mouthwatering. anyway the first question about hamburgers has been answered. In case you are an idiot and do not know what a hamburger is-no, wait I won't answer that look it up yourself. anyway. now we'll go to aquahamster who is comparing BURGERS OF THE WORLD. Like I said I'm very hyper
Hello it is I aquahamster testing the different burgers of the world. but I need your opinions. Do you hate like or enjoy licking hamburgers? post your comments on the bottom. This will be the end of our random review.
It's mafia fish and aquahamster and today we will be doing our very first RANDOM REVIEW. we are a bit hyper since we stayed up all night on a mission and had to drink lots of coffee to stay awake. so here is our random review about hamburgers.
the first and most important question is why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they are not mad of ham.
we went under cover and visited the hamburger expert who said:
"1209- Genghis Khan's crowned the "emperor of all emperors," and his army of fierce Mongol horsemen, known as the "Golden Horde," conquered two thirds of the then known world. The Mongols were a fast-moving, cavalry-based army that rode small sturdy ponies. They stayed in their saddles for long period of time, sometimes days without ever dismounting. They had little opportunity to stop and build a fire for their meal. The entire village would follow behind the army on great wheeled carts they called "yurts," leading huge herds of sheep, goats, oxen, and horses. As the army needed food that could be carried on their mounts and eaten easily with one hand while they rode, ground meat was the perfect choice. They would use scrapings of lamb or mutton which were formed into flat patties. They softened the meat by placing them under the saddles of their horses while riding into battle. When it was time to eat, the meat would be eaten raw, having been tenderized by the saddle and the back of the horse.
In the late eighteenth century, the largest ports in Europe were in Germany. Sailors who had visited the ports of Hamburg, Germany and New York, brought this food and term "Hamburg Steak" into popular usage. To attract German sailors, eating stands along the New York city harbor offered "steak cooked in the Hamburg style." This is where the name "hamburger" is believed to be derived from."
-Hamb O. Guer
yes, the first one does not sound very mouthwatering. anyway the first question about hamburgers has been answered. In case you are an idiot and do not know what a hamburger is-no, wait I won't answer that look it up yourself. anyway. now we'll go to aquahamster who is comparing BURGERS OF THE WORLD. Like I said I'm very hyper
Hello it is I aquahamster testing the different burgers of the world. but I need your opinions. Do you hate like or enjoy licking hamburgers? post your comments on the bottom. This will be the end of our random review.
Jul 1, 2009
pics of the disguises mentioned in the previous post
circus squirrel, ninja, fire breathing xiiiiipo and purple blimp disguises
Aquahamster => how to disguise yourself
Hello,
This is aquahamster and today I will teach you how to choose your disguise. All you have to do is take the quiz thing below this to see what your ideal disguise is.
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here is how it works. we will have a question with answers a, b, c and d keep track of your answers because at the end of the quiz we tally them to see which disguise fits you the most!
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here is how it works. we will have a question with answers a, b, c and d keep track of your answers because at the end of the quiz we tally them to see which disguise fits you the most!
- question one: are you
- a--tall
- b--average
- c--short
- d--wide
- question two: are you
- a--clumsy
- b--smooth
- c--in between
- questionable
- question three: are you
- a--most like a clown
- b--most like a ninja
- c--most like a fluffy hamster
- d--most like none of the above
- question four: are you
- a--80%....special
- b--50% special
- c--20% special
- i'm not any percent special but i'm 90% gas
now tally your answers
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warning all imformation may not be accurate in life or death situations do not consult this all rights reserved aquahamster
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If you answered a to most of the questions
then you should disguise yourself as: a circus squirrel.
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If you asnwered b to most of the questions you should dress up as:
a fire breathing ninja!
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If you answered c to most of the questions you should wear the disguise of a:
magical xiiiipo.
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If you answered d to most of the questions I would reccomend wearing a
purple blimp disguise also known as the purple zeppelin suit!
if you have any questions send them into aquahamsterfromthefishmafia@gmail.com
ok
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loading complete
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warning all imformation may not be accurate in life or death situations do not consult this all rights reserved aquahamster
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If you answered a to most of the questions
then you should disguise yourself as: a circus squirrel.
:
If you asnwered b to most of the questions you should dress up as:
a fire breathing ninja!
:
If you answered c to most of the questions you should wear the disguise of a:
magical xiiiipo.
:
If you answered d to most of the questions I would reccomend wearing a
purple blimp disguise also known as the purple zeppelin suit!
if you have any questions send them into aquahamsterfromthefishmafia@gmail.com
ok
-Aquahamster>>Live long and prosper Atlantic ocean
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