weird thing in Turkey

Hello this is Aquahamster and Mafia fish.
we had a weird incident in turkey during our part time vacation. Well we were disguised like this. I mafia fish was wearing a fat suit and I looked much like one of those fat fish. yes I am good at disguise. (look down)

Aquhamster was wearing this disguise he is the true master of disguise
*aquahamster speaking* I dressed up like a giraffe this is what I aquhamster looked like
Yes it is a truly inspirational picture of a disguise.
Anyway
well we didn't have time to do the research and Aquahamster was sitting in a cafe when he ordered Turkish coffee and the waiter was actually a...
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SPY for the 'mean' people so she didn't recognize him and she said
"have you ever heard of mafia fish? and aquahamster said
"what"
and then she said
"you know like...the.....FISH mafia? and aquahamster said
"what"
and then we went away really fast but I mafia fish crashed into a waiter carrying a tray of good steel forks (the sharp ones with two prongs) and then my fat suit exploded and the waiter started screaming (not the bad one the one who was carrying the forks) but the other waiter attacked me and held her off with my tongue kwon do while aquahamster drank his turkish coffee and got really hyper and started stampeding the cafe (because he was in his giraffe suit) and then the 'spy' waiter yelled "NOOOOOOOO NOT THE COOOFFFFEEEEEE' because every spy slash mafia person knows that when giraffes or people in realistic giraffe suits drink coffee the unthinkable happens.

so that's how touring turkey went. In the meantime I learned not to trust inflatable fat suits.
-Maifa fish over and out
-Aquahamster following but crashes into the lamp he is still drunk from turkish coffee.