Jun 29, 2009

weird thing in Turkey



Hello this is Aquahamster and Mafia fish.
we had a weird incident in turkey during our part time vacation. Well we were disguised like this. I mafia fish was wearing a fat suit and I looked much like one of those fat fish. yes I am good at disguise. (look down)

Aquhamster was wearing this disguise he is the true master of disguise
*aquahamster speaking* I dressed up like a giraffe this is what I aquhamster looked like
Yes it is a truly inspirational picture of a disguise.
Anyway
well we didn't have time to do the research and Aquahamster was sitting in a cafe when he ordered Turkish coffee and the waiter was actually a...
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SPY for the 'mean' people so she didn't recognize him and she said
"have you ever heard of mafia fish? and aquahamster said
"what"
and then she said
"you know like...the.....FISH mafia? and aquahamster said
"what"
and then we went away really fast but I mafia fish crashed into a waiter carrying a tray of good steel forks (the sharp ones with two prongs) and then my fat suit exploded and the waiter started screaming (not the bad one the one who was carrying the forks) but the other waiter attacked me and held her off with my tongue kwon do while aquahamster drank his turkish coffee and got really hyper and started stampeding the cafe (because he was in his giraffe suit) and then the 'spy' waiter yelled "NOOOOOOOO NOT THE COOOFFFFEEEEEE' because every spy slash mafia person knows that when giraffes or people in realistic giraffe suits drink coffee the unthinkable happens.

so that's how touring turkey went. In the meantime I learned not to trust inflatable fat suits.
-Maifa fish over and out
-Aquahamster following but crashes into the lamp he is still drunk from turkish coffee.

Jun 18, 2009

some stuff

Hello it's Mafia fish and Aquahamster,Hello we got some questions from part of the fish mafia militia from
noodles the llama
floofcanob
commander ham ham
and many more one of the questions was why is there all the Hebrew? well if that's still there and aquahamster hasn't used his technical genius-ness yet to fix it its because of our mission in the Mediterranean area and we had to connect to the local internet. ok they also asked us to do a special on our mission to Siberia where we rescued Commander Ham Ham well more ran into him while he was in trouble. so here is a special Mafia Fish mission journal exerpt or mfm journal!ok here it is
April 22 2009
who: commander ham ham on mission to Siberia. nothing heard from him yet
what: mission to Siberia. We had to go to Russia. not writing why in fear of peepers
when: I said this already but april 22 2009where: write now Fish Mafia command center (the second secret base) later Siberia
why: well Commander Ham Ham needs me and Aquahamster~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What happened: well when we were in Siberia doing the secret mission and seeking out hot chocolate and donuts because aquahamster craved them we heard a wailing noise and suddenly i sent aquahamster to investigate while I prepared stuff for a rescue and then he found Commander Ham Ham and with him we went back to base. I would tell you what happened but I am very paranoid. If Commander Ham Ham wants to tell (or if he's reading this right now) if you want to tell people leave a comment under this.
So right now I am typing everything in one post because my blogger is acting all funny and I dont have such good connection.I am having fun on part time vacation. My mission is kind of tough though here is a message for all the people in the Fish Mafia Militia thanks for following the blog if you did if you didn't please do and you will get access to the fish mafia headquarters anyway you guys are awesome Miss you! Aquahamster says hi.

Also I have to say Happy Birthday to a special friend to me and even more to Aquahamster and the Hamster clan. so ...*(singing) Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Your awesome and the fish Mafia sings Happy Birthday to you!! (champagne bottle shoots open yay) * -Mafia Fish over and out
-Aquhamster following

Jun 13, 2009

Special reminder

hello just telling you that soon it is the birthday of the hamster clan so lets celebrate
YAY YAY ok
so happy birthday from mafia fish and aquahamster keep on being awesome hamster clan
-Mafia Fish
-Aquahamster
p.s. leave ur b-day messages in the comments for this one

Hello its Aquahamster

Hello
i am aquahamster! mafia fish's assistant i have to blog for him because he is packing. We are going on a part time vacation part time mission minus the computer so he wants to say happy voyages or bon voyage to all you people please join this blog you will become part of the mafia fish militia ok so any way i'm aquahamster and you don't really know much about me and i'm not gonna tell you. ok
so BON VOYAGE ok we'll be back in two weeks or less so happy trails
-Mafia fish over and out
-Aquahamster following

More from Mafia Fish

Hello,
This is me Mafia Fish. So i decided to tell u that i'm am a part time vacationer right now in a place you won't know since you don't know anything about me ok i have decided to show you guys a picture of me and aquahamster. even if you know what we look like and know are social security numbers you will never find us so here you go.
go to these links I am incognito and my computer isn't handling going incognito so click the links

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x136/rainbowcatz/Eraser/l_1za_hamster_blue.jpg

my picture isn't accurate since I had a terrible sunburn people who know me you know what color i am

http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/2e/06/02be_1.JPG

-Mafia fish over and out

Hello I am Mafia Fish

Hello,
I am Mafia Fish
You will only know me as mafia fish because
a. nobody knows my real name
2. i am part of the fish mafia
tres. nobody knows anything about me
fifth. u only now noticed i skipped four
6. Your going back to check it
Seite. MAFIA FISH KNOWS WHAT YOUR THINKING
HE CONTROLS WHAT YOUR THINKING

heh heh sometimes i mafia fish talk in third person.
anyway i have a young assistant aquahamster and he will also write some blog posts
nobody knows much about him either
-Mafia Fish over and out